The very first time i fell in love with this breed was when i went pasir ris pet farm. This nice and fair lady in her mid 30's was playing with her mini dachshund aka wiener aka sausage/hot dog. Immediately i did the irritating 'so cute!' tone on it.
That day before going in to Sentosa, I wanted to go to the pet safari at Vivo City to look at dogs first. Then i saw this 2 Mini dachshunds- one smooth coat and the other is wired-coat. They are so fucking adorable can! So adorable that i just want to hug them in my arms so tight until they can't breath.
So after i went Sentosa, I went back to Vivo to look at the dogs again and I can jus stand there for a very long time just to look at the dog. How? I'm head over heels with it but i already got thumper and Mickey already.
Should i perhaps kill Mickey since he always chews on my pretty shoes?
HAHA Just kidding la.
Anyway i went to search online and found the perfect one! The type i would get.
Cream and tan colour plus wired coat. AND! Must be female. After Mickey dies(or after i kill him), I cross my heart I will never ever keep male dogs again. WHY? Cos their stupid dick is so disgusting. Whenever Mickey gets excited, esp when he sees me, his dick will come out and urinate abit. Then he always humps people leg and I seriously CANNOT take it when his bloody dick touches my leg.
So only female dogs in future.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
peekaboo!
I don't understand how they hunt for rabbits. I mean they can't run that fast right? Since the legs are so short which makes them so cuteeee!
Aparently they are hunting dogs.
Anyway, Dachshunds were first bred in the early 1600s in Germany. The goal was to create a fearless, elongated dog that could dig the earth from a badger burrow and fight to the death with the vicious badgers. This means that my garden will absolutely be ruin with all the digging. Lucky my garden don't have inhabitant that lives in burrows.
Sources:
Pictures are from flicks and various websites.
American kennel club
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